This Vagrant Dream...

...vagabond whisps of fantasy, haunting phantasms navigating the endless twisting avenues of the mind--restless, relentless, fleeting...

8.30.2006

topsy-turvy curly fries

I went to Arby's yesterday for lunch (a cowboy hat told me that their roast beef sandwich is delicious). Upon recieving my warm paper bag of ultimate deliciousness, however, I made a startling discovery--my curly fry conatiner had been ever so carelessly placed upside down in the bag! Now this irked the hell out of me (which, I might add, is extremely difficult to do since the dimension of hell doesn't [i don't think] reside physically within my body... it happened anyway, though). And I had been nothing but polite and jovial with them while ordering my food....

Luckily, at the bottom of my now tainted bag, I found a self-addressed comment card. I filled this out completely, giving everything high marks, save for my side order. What follows is a paraphrase of some of the questions on the card, and my answers to them:

Why did you choose Arby's today?
For the yummy taste and the cute cowboy hat logo.

How was your food?
Great, except the upside down curly fries.

Where would you have gone today if not Arby's and why?
Barbados, because it's warm.

What could we do to get you to return to Arby's more frequently?
Not put curly fries upside down in the bag. Also, free pony rides.

Any additional comments?
The Phantom of the Opera was loosely based on true events.


I'm hoping that my comments will cause a drastic reform in Arby's curly fry packing policies.

8.26.2006

Start at the beginning...

I'm sure the book I'm reading had at very least a small part in the spark of inspiration that spawned this idea (that's not to say, however, that what follows is based at all on the content of the book, it just served as a springboard...)....

I used to looove to draw mazes when I was younger, and now I love to write (I still love to draw as well, but for some reason not mazes so much). So here is the bastard offspring of these two loves of mine.
Poor kid.


(Fortune cookie say you click here for larger happy time, ok?)

Anyway, I'm tired and I'm hungry and I think I'm going to sleep and eat a pop tart now. But probably not in that order.

8.18.2006

an enticing house

"...and so I renewed my kisses with even greater enthusiasm, caressing and in turn devouring their dark lips, dark with wine and fleeting love, an ancient memory love had promised but finally never gave, until there were too many kisses to count or remember, and the memory of love proved not love at all and needed replacement, which our bodies found, and then the giggles subsided, and the laughter dimmed, and darkness enfolded all of us and we gave away our childhood for nothing and we died and condoms littered the floor..."

--Johnny Truant, The Navidson Record, House of Leaves, p. 36


I recently began reading Mark Z. Danielewski's "House of Leaves" and am thouroughly impressed. I bought the book because of this-and-that that I heard about it online, but even all the this-and-that caused me to expect far less than what I got. I'm only 60 pages into its near 700, but the remeaning pages are not a forboding 700, but a distance I look very forward to traveling. I expected a good horror book, and it is quickly becoming that, but it is also so much more. It is commentary on life, and the things we fill it with... the voids we try to cover with fleeting things, and even that is only a small part... there is so much more that I have yet to discover about what this book is about. In any case, it's very good.

In other news, I'm almost completely finished with a series of about 30 poems that all link together to tell a narrative story (though each poem remains individual and has its own theme and can be enjoyed singular of the anthology). I'm also illustrating many of them, and hope to get it all published in the relatively near future. Should I allow you to read one of the poems? I dunno.... you really wanna?
ok, well i GUESS i could let you read just one....

Part 5: Lost in the City

Taking it all in,
This glorious City—
So filled with light—
So many sights!
Will I have time to see them all?

I’m here to stay
For the fun and all the promises
Of the City.
I’m here to play—
No responsibility here!
No worries, no cares,
Not here in the City.

“Walking down Main Street,
Take a right on Self-Indulgence Avenue.
Continue eight blocks
And soon you’ll come
To the corner of Fourth and Pleasure.
There’s a great place I know there—
Lusty’s Bar and Grille—
How about it stranger?
Meet me at seven
For a bite
And maybe a little
Mutual indulgence?”


That’s what she said to me—
The girl on the tram
With a delicate wink
Just after I watched her
Stab the man
She was with.
(I’m sure she had a reason.)
Even with a blood-spattered dress
I’m afraid I must confess,
She did look quite enticing.
I think I might take up her offer;
She seemed like a nice enough girl.
(She must have had a reason.)

But for now
I’ve come to my stop;
Off the train,
I’m lost—
Lost in the City.
I’ll find my own way,
No need for a map.

I walk down the boulevard,
Passing numerous shops
Pawning off their
Earthly delights.

Tarts and toys,
And wine always
Will lift a sorrowful soul.
Lavish and lusty ladies
Pose in apartment windows,
Wearing near nothing at all;
Nonchalantly they vend
Hearts on puppet-strings,
As well as hearts
With no strings at all.

This air smells so sweet,
So sweetly toxic.
It feels so nice,
So nice to be lost in the City.

Then again,
I’m not really lost
If I don’t wish to be found.


There ya go.... part five of the series... if you want to discover how the meeting at Lusty's goes, however, you'll simply have to read the book once it's published (At the Corner of Fourth and Pleasure is part nine in the series).

K, well that does it for today.... oh and i do have so much more to tell of my travels through time... but not today... maybe i'll tell you yesterday....

8.07.2006

The Hundred Year Hiatus

My my, it has been a while, hasn't it? I know i have >millions< of readers who are just baffled at my long pause between updates. [And yes, it was a long pause--longer than some of you may know.]

While the date of my last update appears to be the 30th of April, it has been much
longer {for me} than only 3 and some fraction months.

you See (no you d'ont), iwaskidnappedby

my se. lf
{i can see i just lost
some of you there}

the me that kidnapped me
came from an alt>ernate>ive>>>futu>re[wind<<] (one in which [obviously]
timetravelevartemit has been invented)

i told myself
"you are in quite considerable danger"
to which I promptly
replied "?whatthehell"

b.ut

,the next thing i knew (or {liked to think} i thought i knew)
i was whisked away
to another time,anotherplace
where i and i lived for a while
under myown learning from me
about the future of us

to mAke a lonG story short.er, i had to kill
mySelf
[in another timeline]
in order to save me

allinall,idobelieve
I'vE been gone a grand total of nigh
a century
fixingandpatchingup
history
because it was me who broke it
to [<<>start]. with